Think I got Rodney a gig:
He shoots bullets from his MECHANICAL arms!!!
He can throw a knife with DEADLY accuracy ...
from his MOUTH!!!
He doesn't need LEGS!!!
He doesn't need BRAINS!!!
He's part FROG!!!
He's part MACHINE!!!
HE'S:
The Rodenator!!!
Coming to a theatre (no where) near you!!!!
Hey! It's the best I could do! Dude - you try to convince a paraplegic, ill tempered, foul mouthed (ooops, that's me) LITTLE (yeah ... WAIT until you see him next to his humongous honey (stage wife I might add) - they always look smaller in real person) twat to clench a knife between his smarmy toothless gums at 1:00 in the morning!!! But I am "only" the photographer. The title of the film, you ask me? Totally lame! The Rod-en-a-tor? Yeah, but you'll have to take that up with Hugo ... his agent. That's: H-U-G-O. One. Word. As in 'Cher' or 'Madonna'. Seriously, this has gotten way out of hand if you ask me, but, of course, no one is ...
Anyhooo ... Hugos number is 1-800-GoFrogs (if you believe it). I hear he did get that old frog the part in Shrek 2 or 3 or 2 1/2 or what ever it was - you know, Fiona's dad - the one with his totally cool death scene(s) - so maybe he's good. I guess time will tell.
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Anyone? Anyone? Hello? .... Will someone PLEASE tell me to GO TO BED!!!
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These pictures are HILARIOUS!!!! And I don't think it's just b/c it's 1:30 am. President's Day is my favorite. I AM SO GLAD YOU HTML CODE!
I love the Rodenator! What a sight to wake up to - a gun toin', knife throwin' toad!
I will definitely go see his movie (even if, like so many action movies, it is rated R - I will have to make an exception)!
I see an Oscar in his future. Guest hosting "Saturday Night Live" or "Live with Regis and Kelly". A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I see an ugly divorce from Harriet as he leaves her for a gorgeous gecko he met on the set (it probably won't work out, though - those mixed species relationships are tough). And finally, I see, dare I say it, a gig in the center square of Hollywood Squares (is that show even on any more?)
I will give Hugo a call later to make sure he is handling Rodney's career correctly.
Drats!! You totally outdid me with your cleverness, you evil, cunning woman!! (Kidding, I nearly peed my pants just now laughing - and yes, I can TOTALLY see Rodney leaving Harriett for a cute little Gecko). We will just have to wait and see - what about Tess? Her well being should be paramount. It's always the children that suffer!
I think I can officially cancel my Dish account now! James will be thrilled with saving the money. I have found that this is much better than watching T.V. any day! Thanks for the awesome entertainment and taking my mind off my enormous migraine. This is so stinkin' funny I keep laughing out loud :)
It is true that Tess must be considered. But...how sure are we that Rodney is Tess' dad? Harriet has 2 arms, Tess has 2 arms, but Rodney? No arms. Makes one wonder, doesn't it??
What??? Go to bed...and miss all this? NEVER!!
Shelly - sorry about the laughing: laughing + migraine = seriously unfun throbbing (I know)
Laura - do I see a wee bit of betrayal of Rodney? You were his biggest fan! Anyway - he lost his arms in an awful accident at his place of work - the saw mill (slipped, fell and sort of rotated or spun, on the frog slimy floor - thus having all his limbs chopped off). So we can't hold that against him, but Harriett on the other hand, just looking at her right now - you just never know where she's been or what she's done - her face says 'been there, done that' ... so maybe... (Note: I just asked her if Tess's father was Rodney, and DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID? Yeah, she just gave me the finger and didn't say a word!)
Anyone ... if you see my brain, could you please return it to me? I think I might be needing it for ... something, later, I don't know - I just sort of miss it!
I am still a big Rodney fan. I just don't want him to get saddled with a child that is not his. But now that I know his arm loss was a tragic accident (curse those slippery mill floors), there's more of a possibility Tess is his.
Too bad Jerry Springer isn't still on TV. We could have had Harriet and Rodney go on there - along with any other 2 armed toads in Harriet's past (and we know there are some) - and done a DNA test. Solved the whole paternity problem right there.
Okay, I think my brain has leaked out of my head, right along with yours.
Yeah, I am pretty sure that Presidents Day coincides this year with: "Anyone with a name starting with the letter 'L' goes totally nuts" day...
I have a particular fondness for Rodney, seeing as my dear laptop shares the name. I'll def. be seeing this movie. (Even if I spend half of it cringing in horror at the frogs!)
Now I know who to call when I need someone "taken care of."
Jerry Springer is no longer on, but sadly I know that Maury Povich does paternity tests...exclusively. Rodney may be able to prove his manhood yet.
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