Had I known that I just needed to order Chinese delivery (sick stomaches like the rice) and everything would be hunky dorey - I'd a done it a few days ago:
I'm SURE things are going to be just fine now (except for that call I just got that Ryan got a speeding ticket, and oh, well, never mind).
Breathe, breathe, breathe ...
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If those fortunes came to pass I'd eat a whole box of fortune cookies to get that one. On second thought, I'd eat a whole box of them anyways. Not a picky cookie eater.
Listen to the fortune....make RYAN pay for his speeding ticket and increased car insurance. Don't let his issue effect your good fortune. =) WHAT is with the speeding tickets this weekend??
I gor a fortune cookie today that didn't even have a fortune! I don't know what that means.
You're going to make Ryan take an exciting defensive driving class aren't you? You can take it at home now, and it will be 6 hours of FUN for him! Plus you'll get a discount on his insurance.
You know what you're supposed to tack on the end of your fortunes, right?
That makes that fortune a whole heck of a lot more interesting.
I once got a fortune that said: "You will soon reach perfection." Seeing as that was like 10 years ago, I'm thinking that's about to happen. Right???
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