I'm a bit confused ...
I used to love to blog.
Too much.
All the time.
About anything or nothing at all ...
But now ... something will happen, I will see something or think about something and I will think to myself that I should sit down and and plonk out a post, but I never do. I guess that part of me changing is not going to change back.
Maybe ...
Maybe it will come back ....
Later ...
~~~~~~~ Crazy Company Call ~~~~~~~
UPDATE:
I am nervous even writing this in here ...
Gary told me not to, but ... this just blows my mind.
(If you are confused then you need to read a few posts beneath this or it will not make a lick of sense.)
The phone kept ringing the other day and I kept ignoring it ... it was from the same number and toll free so no one I knew. It would ring till the answering machine kicked in then stop. Not a minute later it would start all over again. I finally picked up the phone and redialed the number to figure out who the heck would do such a thing.
Ring.
Ring.
"Hello, and welcome to xxxxxx"
I hang up. The xxxxx part is the name of the company I trashed talked about in a previous blog and so now I don't dare type their name in for fear they have a 'tap' on my computer (kidding - but seriously guys ... WHERE DID THEY GET MY PHONE NUMBER?).
Hmmmm. I guess they are calling me to apologize that someone was imitating them? Like it's their fault?
The phone rings.
I pick it up. And yes it was an upper level drone from the company telling me that it was not them, to hang up immediately if and when it happens again ... and then oddly enough gave me his e-mail address to e-mail him any information I can get out of them since they have an open, active investigation into my situation.
So ...
Upper Level Dude ... am I supposed to hang up immediately or 'gather intel' for you? You can't have it both ways.
OK, a little weird, but pretty much what I assumed was going to go down.
Until:
Upper Level Drone: "Ms. Hurst we need you to take that post off your blog."
Lori: "Excuse me?"
Upper Level Drone: "The post we are talking about, we need you to delete it. In the near future."
Lori: "Ummm, well I make books out of my blog (NOW a total lie since I don't plan on making my blog into a book any more - the new Lori again I suppose ...) and would like it in there. I will think about it for after.
Upper Level Drone: "We really need you to delete that post."
Lori: "Sir, you do realize that I am very much a NOBODY and no one really reads my blog? It will be fine."
Upper Level Drone: "We would very much like for you to delete it."
Lori: "Now that you have formed your statement into a request rather than a demand ... I will think about it."
Upper Level Drone: "Excuse me?"
Lori: (totally lying) "Consider it done."
So, yeah I'm going to hell for lying and all, but I WON'T have a Special Forces Ops unit from a country we will not mention here dropped by helicopter into my back yard, smashing my back door in and holding me at gunpoint until I delete the post.
It's a win - win for everybody! They think I am going to delete it, and I get to FURTHER TRASH TALK THEM!
What's not to love about this situation?
Seriously - all this is the complete truth - I don't think I could make up something so bizarre ...
~~~~~~~ Reluctant Gardener ~~~~~~~
SO ....
A while back Gary told me in a way that only he can, that he hated my gardens.
He can actually get the message across to me without actually using the words 'hate', 'loathe' or 'despise' but the message is heard loud and clear. It is a gift he has developed as he matured. Had this been the first week of our marriage - he would have said: "Lori I really hate, loathe and despise your gardens."
His gift for keeping his mouth shut rather than being brutally honest has come a long ways ...
So I went about cleaning it up, and wasn't sure what to do - I liked it how it was. When talking to Gary about it he mentioned that he just wanted to be able to see the floor through the plants - that there was just too much.
So I started. It was the day my cleaning lady comes so I asked her if she wanted some and then dumped about a third of everything on her - but still had a mess:
The plant was still in pretty good shape, though:
Unfortunately, some time in the middle of the night, her stomach decided that was not such a great idea and so she barfed RED hot sauce all over my WHITE carpet.
AND IT STAINED!
Who knew buffalo wings were so dangerous?
We had another rug exactly like the one that was there since we had bought two of them at IKEA in Norway since the entire house we were living in had solid wood floors. When we got here, we only needed one so put the other in the attic.
Got it out and it was incredibly filthy. We tried to clean it up and decided that buying another one sounded funner. Rolled up both the crappy ones and decided to put them in the attic until we decided what to do with them.
Don't you just love attics? They are like a big, convenient black hole! I am sure we will never see those rugs again!
And all of a sudden ... there it was! And the really cool thing? It came in sizes and there was one bigger than the one we had!
Called the Houston IKEA and asked if they had it in stock, they said yes and within 10 minutes we were in Gary's truck on our way there to purchase one. Easiest rug purchase ever! And it fits beautifully (The weights are no longer holding the corners down. Why, why, why didn't I move them for the photo? It is really bugging me .... but not enough to go take another photo):
See - you can see tile through there, right?

I do like this little corner though:
But, then again - I am nuts and have no style at all ...
And during this big room upheaval, I figured out where to put my angel! I SERIOUSLY fell in love with my giant angel I bought in Arizona and was feeling bad that I was going to have to put her away after Christmas. I could not figure out where she was going to live. It came to me while I was shuffling stuff about that she would look lovely on my desk up high where the iris vase lives. I am at the desk more than anywhere (other than my bed) and I enjoy seeing the iris vase out of the corner of my eye. I decided I would enjoy seeing the angel there more!
Not to mention the very important fact that I just got me a Super Duper Computer Guardian Angel! Based on her mass alone I should be well protected! My troubles are over ...
Maybe I will even start sleeping at nights ...
You never know what exactly a Super Duper Computer Guardian Angel is capable of. Looks promising though ...
I like her there .... just as long as she does not get excited and take a swan dive onto a monitor ...

The 'Crazy Company Call' was thrown in just for fun.
Later ....
But hopefully not that much later ...
1 comment:
They that must not be named are probably reading this post and shaking their head. Seriously, who has these things happen? Thanks for the good laugh and for the pics of your garden odyssey
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