Today was a VERY GOOD DAY!!!
A very good day indeed ...
Not only did I have my "Über Wonderful Good Friend Bonne" acting as Chauffeur again, today was the day I got to see what hardware the Doctor put in my foot!
Pictures!!!
Of my Insides!!!
Yeah!!
I had mentioned in a previous post that I was going to take tape and on my way over to the doctors office, I was going to tape them to a window and take photos.
Which I did!!
I have titled this: X-Ray Garden:
Lovely grass and trees showing up through my bones ...
Not very helpful in actually seeing the x-ray but Ever-So-Cute - don't you think?
We headed over to the doctors office and had more of a wait than usual. I got so bored that I started snapping photos of EVERYTHING.
The buildings have a soothing 'Autumn' color and theme - I looove it!
Yes - I JUST KNEW you wanted a shot of the Waiting Room ...
You're Welcome ...
And I have been coveting this little beauty since I spied it:
Hmmm ... I HOPE it does not wander away someday ...
In someones scooter basket ...
Hidden ...
Under a sweater ...
And then I got to go in and find out the ... news.
I am not an optimistic gal these days, and ever since a Taxi Driver decided to send me flying and slamming into his dashboard, I have been a little worried that I had seriously done some damage. I was so sure the Doctor was going to tell me that I had damaged his work and that he was going to have to start all over.
I know - being a pessimist didn't come easy for me - it took YEARS and YEARS of training! And now - I just expect the worst and then I am not so devastated when exactly that happens. This has worked exceptionally well for me for years and years and saved me a TON of heartbreak ...
And it comes with a built in bonus! Anything better than what I am expecting is a perk!
The nurse displayed my bones and new accoutrement's in all their glory on the lightbox in my room. Since these do not have trees growing out of them, I chose to use these photos instead of my Tape-Them-On-A-Window-And-Photograph-The-Crap-Out-Of-Them photos:
First photo was looking straight down at my foot:
And a LOVELY closeup:
The view with my foot at a 45 degree angle:
Aaaand the closeup:
My foot laying sideways:
And, of course, the closeup:
He came in and said "Let's take a look." And wandered over to the x-rays as I held my breath ...
And then he said it!
I was STUNNED!
This was simply not what I expected ...
not by a long shot.
"It looks perfect." he proclaimed
Wow!
He went on to say that I should continue to do what I have been doing (he probably DIDN'T really mean that since the first time I put on the boot since my last appointment with him was THIS MORNING ...) and then come back in three weeks ...
And THEN ...
... WAIT
I have to calm down ....
Breathe ...
Breathe ...
Breathe ...
THEN I CAN START WALKING ON IT!!!
With the boot on, of course, but I DON'T CARE -
WALKING!!
On my own two feet -
WALKING!!
OH, how I've missed you ...
No more trapped in the house ...
No more begging people for rides ...
WALKING!!!
Now that was really, really the best news possible - I am deliriously happy.
And for good measure - he took my receipt for the invoice of the Prescription Transdermal Cream that contains:
(I actually looked up each of the ingredients listed)
- NO LESS than five - FIVE! - Pain Relievers
- FOUR Muscle Relaxants
- THREE Anesthetics (including Ketamine - KETAMINE!!)
...and a Partridge in a Pear Tree ...
Like I said - he took my receipt (he had asked me to bring it in when it arrived in the mail, but not explain why) and said he would take care of it and I didn't owe anything.
OK ...
Headed out with Bonne and enjoyed some cooler weather and admired the tree I always admire when I am receiving Door-To-Door Service at this location:
And on to home!
We had laughed that the sight my yard has become on the way out so I was fully prepared to take photos when we got back.
With all the rain, and with some SERIOUSLY FUNKY MULCH - we seem to have - overnight - sprouted our very own Mushroom Farm!
They are growing in lovely little villages all over our yard ... but ONLY in the mulch:
They are THE MOST ADORABLE little villages!
I was taking shots out of Bonnes car with my Purse Camera and it was set to 'Landscape'. In landscape mode the flash is disabled, and since it was overcast - the shutter speed was rather long and I was a titch bit shaky and thus my photos were pretty much crap.
Most shots were exceptionally crappy - but a few were salvageable - those above, for example, were the best of the best.
What was seriously NOT the best of the best - but Ever So Cool in its own right is this here photo:
It makes a lovely graphics paper that could be used for several things. How did it come to be?
Apparently I accidentally took a photo while I was trying to position myself to get a more stable shot. Since the shutter speed was so slow and since I must have been whisking my camera through a view of the mulch and grass at the time - I ended up with this!
Most times this happens you just end up with a blurry, crappy shot - but every now and again - purely by accident - you end up with something completely lovely!
I have a 10x zoom on my Purse Camera with a little more electronic zoom added in for good measure. Generally I don't extend into the electronic portion of the zoom because it seriously degrades the photo, but I wanted to zoom in as much as I could - so these are crappier than the others but aren't these just the CUTEST?
I so wish I were 'mobile' - I would have taken all my Playmobil out there and set up some fun tableau's!
A dude wielding a sword and a mushroom cut in half, picnics under the 'canopy', etc, etc, etc - the possibilities are endless ...
And here I sit ... trapped ...
I got in the house, said goodbye to Bonne and grabbed my bigger camera and tried to get what I could from the open doors. It was very, very underwhelming to say the least.
Out back we have a few villages that I can see. Here are some hiding out by the back fence:
And DANG! Just think what I could have done with THIS CAMERA from Bonne's car! By the time Gary got home to help me outside with my scooter it was raining ...
Here is a tree in the backyard that, I guess since I could see it - was not as affected as much as the ones that are hidden to me while I am trapped inside my house:
Still ... some little cuties:
Little gangs cropping up all over:
I am assuming that by the time I get a chance to get out there ...
With good weather ...
And the right camera ...
And a spotter ...
They will all be dead and gone ...
Now THAT was the pessimist in me talking ....
But - who knows?
Maybe they will just keep increasing and growing bigger and more beautiful and plentiful and more 'Village-y' and when I DO get out there - I will get some simply FANTASTIC shots!
If my doctor can give me a 'Perfect' today - I am pretty sure I can nab me some pretty photos of fungus ...
Look at me! All optimistic and whatnot ...
I better watch out - it's looking like it might be contagious ....
... and spreading fast!



















That one extra long pin looks kind of random. I've been scratching my head trying to figure out what it's purpose is???
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