Today was a VERY GOOD DAY!!!
A very good day indeed ...
Not only did I have my "Ãœber Wonderful Good Friend Bonne" acting as Chauffeur again, today was the day I got to see what hardware the Doctor put in my foot!
Pictures!!!
Of my Insides!!!
Yeah!!
I had mentioned in a previous post that I was going to take tape and on my way over to the doctors office, I was going to tape them to a window and take photos.
Which I did!!
I have titled this: X-Ray Garden:
Lovely grass and trees showing up through my bones ...
Not very helpful in actually seeing the x-ray but Ever-So-Cute - don't you think?
We headed over to the doctors office and had more of a wait than usual. I got so bored that I started snapping photos of EVERYTHING.
The buildings have a soothing 'Autumn' color and theme - I looove it!
Yes - I JUST KNEW you wanted a shot of the Waiting Room ...
You're Welcome ...
And I have been coveting this little beauty since I spied it:
Hmmm ... I HOPE it does not wander away someday ...
In someones scooter basket ...
Hidden ...
Under a sweater ...
And then I got to go in and find out the ... news.
I am not an optimistic gal these days, and ever since a Taxi Driver decided to send me flying and slamming into his dashboard, I have been a little worried that I had seriously done some damage. I was so sure the Doctor was going to tell me that I had damaged his work and that he was going to have to start all over.
I know - being a pessimist didn't come easy for me - it took YEARS and YEARS of training! And now - I just expect the worst and then I am not so devastated when exactly that happens. This has worked exceptionally well for me for years and years and saved me a TON of heartbreak ...
And it comes with a built in bonus! Anything better than what I am expecting is a perk!
The nurse displayed my bones and new accoutrement's in all their glory on the lightbox in my room. Since these do not have trees growing out of them, I chose to use these photos instead of my Tape-Them-On-A-Window-And-Photograph-The-Crap-Out-Of-Them photos:
First photo was looking straight down at my foot:
And a LOVELY closeup:
The view with my foot at a 45 degree angle:
Aaaand the closeup:
My foot laying sideways:
And, of course, the closeup:
He came in and said "Let's take a look." And wandered over to the x-rays as I held my breath ...
And then he said it!
I was STUNNED!
This was simply not what I expected ...
not by a long shot.
"It looks perfect." he proclaimed
Wow!
He went on to say that I should continue to do what I have been doing (he probably DIDN'T really mean that since the first time I put on the boot since my last appointment with him was THIS MORNING ...) and then come back in three weeks ...
And THEN ...
... WAIT
I have to calm down ....
Breathe ...
Breathe ...
Breathe ...
THEN I CAN START WALKING ON IT!!!
With the boot on, of course, but I DON'T CARE -
WALKING!!
On my own two feet -
WALKING!!
OH, how I've missed you ...
No more trapped in the house ...
No more begging people for rides ...
WALKING!!!
Now that was really, really the best news possible - I am deliriously happy.
And for good measure - he took my receipt for the invoice of the Prescription Transdermal Cream that contains:
(I actually looked up each of the ingredients listed)
- NO LESS than five - FIVE! - Pain Relievers
- FOUR Muscle Relaxants
- THREE Anesthetics (including Ketamine - KETAMINE!!)
...and a Partridge in a Pear Tree ...
Like I said - he took my receipt (he had asked me to bring it in when it arrived in the mail, but not explain why) and said he would take care of it and I didn't owe anything.
OK ...
Headed out with Bonne and enjoyed some cooler weather and admired the tree I always admire when I am receiving Door-To-Door Service at this location:
And on to home!
We had laughed that the sight my yard has become on the way out so I was fully prepared to take photos when we got back.
With all the rain, and with some SERIOUSLY FUNKY MULCH - we seem to have - overnight - sprouted our very own Mushroom Farm!
They are growing in lovely little villages all over our yard ... but ONLY in the mulch:
They are THE MOST ADORABLE little villages!
I was taking shots out of Bonnes car with my Purse Camera and it was set to 'Landscape'. In landscape mode the flash is disabled, and since it was overcast - the shutter speed was rather long and I was a titch bit shaky and thus my photos were pretty much crap.
Most shots were exceptionally crappy - but a few were salvageable - those above, for example, were the best of the best.
What was seriously NOT the best of the best - but Ever So Cool in its own right is this here photo:
It makes a lovely graphics paper that could be used for several things. How did it come to be?
Apparently I accidentally took a photo while I was trying to position myself to get a more stable shot. Since the shutter speed was so slow and since I must have been whisking my camera through a view of the mulch and grass at the time - I ended up with this!
Most times this happens you just end up with a blurry, crappy shot - but every now and again - purely by accident - you end up with something completely lovely!
I have a 10x zoom on my Purse Camera with a little more electronic zoom added in for good measure. Generally I don't extend into the electronic portion of the zoom because it seriously degrades the photo, but I wanted to zoom in as much as I could - so these are crappier than the others but aren't these just the CUTEST?
I so wish I were 'mobile' - I would have taken all my Playmobil out there and set up some fun tableau's!
A dude wielding a sword and a mushroom cut in half, picnics under the 'canopy', etc, etc, etc - the possibilities are endless ...
And here I sit ... trapped ...
I got in the house, said goodbye to Bonne and grabbed my bigger camera and tried to get what I could from the open doors. It was very, very underwhelming to say the least.
Out back we have a few villages that I can see. Here are some hiding out by the back fence:
And DANG! Just think what I could have done with THIS CAMERA from Bonne's car! By the time Gary got home to help me outside with my scooter it was raining ...
Here is a tree in the backyard that, I guess since I could see it - was not as affected as much as the ones that are hidden to me while I am trapped inside my house:
Still ... some little cuties:
Little gangs cropping up all over:
I am assuming that by the time I get a chance to get out there ...
With good weather ...
And the right camera ...
And a spotter ...
They will all be dead and gone ...
Now THAT was the pessimist in me talking ....
But - who knows?
Maybe they will just keep increasing and growing bigger and more beautiful and plentiful and more 'Village-y' and when I DO get out there - I will get some simply FANTASTIC shots!
If my doctor can give me a 'Perfect' today - I am pretty sure I can nab me some pretty photos of fungus ...
Look at me! All optimistic and whatnot ...
I better watch out - it's looking like it might be contagious ....
... and spreading fast!